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George Carlin is dead at 71. Watch his classic "Seven Dirty Words" routine. You'll laugh your motherfucking tits off. (CollegeHumor)

Oh crap. Heidi Montag has a new song. (DListed)

Reese Witherspoon channels the Blues Brothers. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong get close on the courts. (PopSugar)

Anne Hathaway is looking long, leggy, and sexy as hell. (Popoholic)

Cameron Diaz is dating Paul Sculfor. (Just Jared)

Amy Winehouse isn't doing so well. (IDLYITW)

Kirsten Dunst doesn't want you to take pictures of her while she's dancing. (Socialite Life)

Courtney Love is looking great. Except not really. (Celebslam)

Kelly Osbourne needs a new stylist, pronto. (CityRag)

The Olsen Twins are not getting a long. (Hollywood Rag)