America’s Next Top Something

Tyra Banks: America's Next Top Mustache (HollywoodTuna)

Check out this year's Top Model winner: Nicole Linkletter. She's cute. (Just Jared)

Annoying, but cute. (CityRag)

Britney Spears drops the D-word, sending Kevin Federline into cold sweats and Ferrari withdrawal pains. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like Michael Jackson is gonna have to sell his Neverland ranch and the Beatles catalogue. All I have to say is "Ha Ha!" (Perez Hilton)

Well, who knew a love scene with Sharon Stone was scarier than being covered in raw meat, and surrounded by wolves? (IDLYITW)

Dunzo! Nicole Richie splits from fiancé Adam "D.J. AM" Goldstein. (Pink is the New Blog)

Oh, Thighmaster, you make me laugh, with your Jar Jar, and your Princess Bride... I didn't know there were seven Narnia books. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Scarlett Johansson gets pierced. Through the nose. That is in no way sexy. (Popsugar)

Liv Tyler said having kids made her dumb. (Dlisted)

Want to know who was nominated for the Grammy awards? Neither do I. (Glitterati)

Hmm... Did Jessica Simpson get plastic surgery. I'm putting my money on Yes. (PopBytes)

Make sure you don't get blinded by Victoria Beckham's headlights. (Taxi Driver)

Mariah Carey really is the ultimate Diva. (Hollywood Rag)