Real Life Homer

OMG!!! Homer Simpson is a real person! (Pixeloo)

I like it when Lindsay Lohan is half naked. (CollegeHumor)

Ashley Tisdale denies she got a second nose job. Just one was enough. (DListed)

Mariah Carey is fierce and Photoshopped. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Moss might be engaged again. (PopSugar)

Elisha Cuthbert is back to being hot. (Popoholic)

Leonor Watling is officially the hottest woman in Spain. Or something like that. (Thighs Wide Shut)

The Paparazzi have ditched Britney Spears in favour of Miley Cyrus. (Celebslam)

Nicole Richie will launch a jewelry line. (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton likes South Africa. And West Africa. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton's ex and Benji Madden's ex hook up, make much hotter couple. (A Socialite's Life)

Kate Moss does Vogue, looks hot. (CityRag)

Katie Holmes gets sick, collapses. (Popbytes)

Brad Pitt is related Barack Obama. Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton. Weird. (Hollywood Rag)