Looney Tunes

Britney Spears is very animated. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ms. Philippines is an even dumber pageant contestant that Ms. South Carolina. (CollegeHumor)

Meg Ryan needs to stop stretching her face out. (DListed)

Hilary Duff was looking cute at Hyde last night. (PopSugar)

Kim Kardashian brings her ass to TRL. (Popoholic)

Celine Dion doesn't shave her legs. Nasty. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears will play a secretary on How I met Your Mother. (Just Jared)

Alicia Silverstone has dropped out of How I Met Your Mother because of Britney. (CelebNewsWire)

Madonna doesn't want to perform at the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame. (IDLYITW)

Betty White kicks ass! Hells yeah! (CityRag)

Victoria Beckham doesn't work out because she doesn't like wearing flats. (Hollywood Rag)