So Bizarre

Demi Moore is looking hot on the cover of Bazaar. (PopSugar)

Samantha Fox at the National Deaf and Blind Charity auction. (Hollywood Tuna)

Eva Longoria looks really hot in that bikini. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Mendes is out of rehab and looking hot. (DListed)

Breaking News:Patrick Swayze has terminal cancer, and only weeks to live. (Pink is the New Blog)

Amanda Heard is really sexy. (Popoholic)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are acting dirty. (CityRag)

Britney Spears is teaching a dance class. Is it called "How to Dance Like a Crack Whore?" (Celebslam)

Amy Winehouse has impetigo. (IDLYITW)

Avril Lavigne will soon have a junior's clothing line. (Just Jared)

Salma Hayek would have rather had a baby boy. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Brad Pitt's mom planning his wedding? (PopBytes)

Jennifer Lopez hired a masseuse and a colour therapist for her twin newborns. (Hollywood Rag)