My Eyes! The Goggles, They Do Nothing!

Nicole Richie needs to put those things away. (Pink is the New Blog)

Anna Faris' new movie might actually be worth checking out. (Hollywood Tuna)

Busty college girls making out is what the world is all about. (CollegeHumor)

Oh no! Heidi Montag is singing! Listen at your own risk. (DListed)

Hilary Duff looks really sexy on stage. (Popoholic)

Vanessa Anne Hudgens is super cute. (Horny Oyster)

Best bikini car wash ever. (eBaum's World NSFW)

Britney Spears and Chris Angel? Is there anyone he won't do? (PopSugar)

Just in case you hadn't figured it out already, The Hills is totally fake. (IDLYITW)

Here's your chance to smell like a post-coital David and Victoria Beckham. (Just Jared)

Penelope and Monica Cruz need to do a movie together. (CityRag)

Pink is being sued for copyright infringement. (Hollywood Rag)

Amy Winehouse is out of rehab and back at the pub. (A Socialite's Life)