Drunk Dial

Listen to the crazy 911 call that landed Lindsay Lohan in jail! (DListed)

Keeley Hazell gets Simpsonized. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here's Jessica Alba, just about as nippy as she's ever been. (CollegeHumor)

The CG version of Angelina Jolie is even hotter than the real one. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson is a Bobblehead. (CityRag)

Does Hilary Duff have a new man? (Pink is the New Blog)

Naomi Watts has finally given birth. Is it another crazy celebrity baby name? (PopSugar)

Amy Winehouse isn't going to win any beauty contests. (IDLYITW)

The whole Lohan Family need to shut the fuck up already. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton bought another puppy. So, does that mean Tinkerbell is dead? Also, her house must smell great. (Hollywood Rag)

In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez still has a big butt. (Celebslam)