Please, Sir, May I Have Some More

Gemma Atkinson? Yes, please. (Horny Oyster)

An Olivia Wilde picture moment. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Olsen "rocks" the short skirt. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool. (CollegeHumor)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love get caught in a most unflattering moment. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie looking used up. (DListed)

Kristen Bell is being stalked by the AIM mascot. (Useless Things)

Does Britney Spears ever spend time with her kids? (IDLYITW)

Eve gets arrested for a DUI. (Just Jared)

No way in hell is Drew Barrymore the most beautiful anything. (Popoholic)

Did Prince makes fun of Paris Hilton while she was on stage with him? (A Socialite's Life)

Hugh Grant attacks the paparazzi with baked beans. (CityRag)

Some crazy lady treid to run over Sandra Bullock's husband. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Britney Spears doing a secret live show next week? (CelebSlam)

Video Bonus:

Nobody likes it when you take a cell phone call in a meeting, especially not Darth Vader.