Booty Battle

Beyonce's big booty is jealous of Jennifer Hudson's bigger booty. (Hollywood Rag)

John Mayer makes jokes about marrying Jessica Simpson. No one laughs. (Hollywood Tuna)

Vote for America's Hottest College Girl. (CollegeHumor)

Whitney Houston sure does clean up nice. Too bad she only does it once a year. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Moss gets waxed. (DListed)

Nicky Hilton is getting sued, because, you know, it's Tuesday. (IDLYITW)

Are Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater dating or "just friends?" (PopSugar)

Do people really want to by clothes "designed" by Madonna? (Just Jared)

British hottie, Michelle Ryan, is the new Bionic Woman. (Popoholic)

Who the hell is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? (A Socialite's Life)

Celebrities love their plastic surgery, including Angelina Jolie. (CityRag)

Anna Nicole Smith knew she would never make it to 40. (FHM)

One-legged Heather Mills McCartney is learning to dance. (Yeeeah!)

Ralph Fiennes almost, sorta, kinda joins the Mile High Club. (CelebNewsWire)

Bonus Video:

Sharon Stone loves her "naughty, nasty, little Germans."