Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie look oddly dignified and it's freaking me out. (PopSugar)

The ongoing saga of Tyra Banks and her problem with people calling her overweight. (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp is a Rock N' Roller. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Courtney Love replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol? That doesn't seem like a trade up. (DListed)

Brad Pitt does not like being swarmed by the Paparazzi. (Just Jared)

Britney wants Justin back. (IDLYITW)

Emilia Attias is an Argentian model, and that's enough for me. (Popoholic)

Beyonce doesn't pay her background dancers very much. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Mike Myers putting on a secret show in disguise? (CityRag)

Tara Reid is only good at shopping. (Hollywood Rag)

Pete Doherty is back in rehab. Because that's really gonna work. (CelebNewsWire)

Is T.R. Knight leaving Grey's Anatomy? (Defamer)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is a "nice Jewish girl." Very nice indeed. (FHM)

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