Another Two Bite the Dust

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are Dunzo after not even four months. I am non-shocked. (Dlisted)

Brittany Murphy makes penguins happy. Me, not so much. (Hollywood Tuna)

This is, more or less, how they put together a Britney Spears album, but way better. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are Dunzo too. How un-sad. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Beyonce a bitch? No, she's a beeotch! (IDLYITW)

So, it looks like Britney Spears is sans publicist. I guess that explains a lot. (Popsugar)

The Olsens do the Today Show. (Just Jared)

Is Nicole Kidman pregnant? (A Socialite's Life)

Trust me, you've never seen anyone like Erinn Bartlett. (Popoholic)

Michael Richards' victims speak out. (Hollywood Rag)

You better not make Bruce Willis wait for his Root Beer. (CityRag)

Brangelina tease the world by visiting another orphanage. (MollyGood)

Katie Holmes' father says Tom Cruise is A-OK. Wonder how much he got paid to say that? (Celebrity Nation)