Hurt Him. Hurt Him Bad.

Kevin Federline gets the Smackdown. Finally. Too bad wrestling is fake. (Pink is the New Blog)

Victoria Beckham wants you to think she's a normal mom. (Hollywood Tuna)

I don't understand why Madonna didn't just have her new adopted baby shipped via FedEx. It probably would have been a lot faster. (DListed)

Britney Spears wants you to help sell K-Fed's album. (IDLYITW)

Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting married in Italy? More importantly, does anyone really care? (Popsugar)

There's something not right about Rumer Willis, but I can't quite figure out what it is. (Goldenfiddle)

Jon Stewart interviews Borat, live from Kazakhstan. (CollegeHumor)

Hugh Jackman says the Wolverine script is ready. (Just Jared)

Wesley Snipes was indicted for tax evasion. I just thought he was unemployed. (A Socialite's Life)

Who's scarier: Al Roker or Suzanne Somers? (CityRag)

Kelly Brook on a boat? Sure. Why not! (Popoholic)

Mel Gibson's guide to Hanukkah. (Hollywood Rag)

Alessandra Ambrosio defeats Adriana Lima to win the title of Horny Oyster's top Supermodel. (Horny Oyster)