America’s Next Top Model You’ll Forget About the Day After the Show has Ended

Meet the new hotties from America's Next Top Model. (Horny Oyster)

Cameron Diaz is no longer a Dumb Blonde. Now she's a Bumb Brunette. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kylie Mingoue hangs with The Scissor Sisters. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michael Jackson likes Leprechauns. Probably because they're a bit like little boys. (IDLYITW)

Prince William is not aging well. In fact, he's starting to look like his father. Which is not good. (DListed)

It's hard to say anything bad about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie giving away $1 Million each to charity. But remember, it is a tax write-off. (Popsugar)

Pam and Jim are the cutest. (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes is cast to play Victoria Beckham. That's, oh what's the word... Oh, yeah. That's retarded. (A Socialite's Life)

Stephen Baldwin has the worst. tan. ever. (CityRag)

Naomi Campbell is still a raving bitch. (Hollywood Rag)

Whatever happened to Chris Farley...? Oh. Right. Sorry. (CollegeHumor)