Emo Baby

Suri Cruise is so Emo, she already has a MySpace page. (CollegeHumor)

Jesus loves Jenna Jameson. (Hollywood Tuna)

50 Cent got arrested. (IDLYITW)

It's official. David Hasselhoff is completely nuts. (A Socialite's Life)

Anna Nicole Smith's son died of a heart attack at the age of 20, just days after his sister was born. (DListed)

Maggie Gyllenhaal's new movie looks pretty interesting. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Brad Pitt is ready for his inevitable drunken arrest. (Popsugar)

Sean "Diddy" Combs is having some nickname problems. (Hollywood Rag)

Super Mario and Ron Jeremy: Separated at birth. (CityRag)

Here's the real version of that Lindsay Lohan upskirt picture. (Mollygood)

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker: Oh what diseases they'll spread. (CelebNewsWire)