Lindsay Lohan in Cartoon Form

Here's something you probably didn't know: Lindsay Lohan's father is pretty good at drawing. (Lloyd Grove's Lowdown)

Those tight jeans sure do make Avril Lavigne's ass look good. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's a Gyllenhaal family reunion. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Simpson and her best friendonly friendhair stylist barber want to sell you some cheap hair extensions. (DListed)

Owen Wilson is going to sue your ass... If you say that he's responsible for Kate Hudson's marriage trouble. (A Socialite's Life)

Robbie Williams is going to sue your ass... If you say he's gay. (CityRag)

Scandal! Brad Pitt smokes cigarettes! (Just Jared)

What the fuck is up with Hulk Hogan? (IDLYITW)

Seriously, nobody likes Kevin Federline. (Celebrity Nation)

Britney Spears has a nice hat. (Hollywood Rag)

Brittany Murphy is single again. (Popsugar)

David Blaine is just trying to get laid. (CollegeHumor)