You Are So Fucking Hot

Pat O'Brien's mystery girl from that crazy "You are so fucking hot" voicemail has been revealed, and she has a blog! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong are in France. I'm sure their hotel rooms (or is that just room?) are way better than mine. (Pink is the New Blog)

Haylie Duff's finally got a job that isn't just being Hilary Duff's sister. (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey does his weird workout at the beach. (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton wants to start a hotel chain too. Isn't it enough just being named after a hotel? (Popsugar)

Nicole Richie is still skinny and gross. (IDLYITW)

Bennifer 2.0 ditch Hollywood for Boston. (A Socialite's Life)

Justin Timberlake should consider himself lucky that he got rid of Britney Spears. (Hollywood Rag)

Let's just say that Kirsten Dunst's fashion sense is "special." (CityRag)

Just what you didn't need to see: Jennifer Lopez's ass in a see-through dress. (Taxi Driver)

The Big Lebowski: The Fucking Short Version. (CollegeHumor)

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