Lindsay Lohan vs. Danny Masterson: Fight!

Lindsay Lohan and her anger management issues are by now legendary, but that doesn't make the news of her latest celebrity fight any less entertaining. Only days after getting into a fight with Paris Hilton, Lindsay got into a screaming match with Danny Masterson of That 70s Show when he wouldn't let her into his weekly Jazz night at Guy's in L.A., reports LA.com. So what did Lindsay do next? Why, she phoned up her former-flame, Wilmer Valderrama, who was already inside, and begged him to get her in.

According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her life -- and that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

Well, it's definitely not surprising to hear that Lindsay got into yet another fight. It's also not surprising to hear that Danny Masterson has already started his new career as a club bouncer. Fact of the matter is, with Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama, and Topher Grace all moved on to bigger and better things after the end of That 70s Show, the laws of probability are squarely against Masterson appearing in anything better than a season of The Surreal Life, or a Scientology marketing video.

Even more unsurprising is the fact that Lindsay Lohan is wearing those stupid black leggings again. I bet that's the real reason she wasn't let in.

Previously:
Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight!
Lindsay Lohan vs. Jessica Simpson: Fight!
Lindsay Lohan Meets her Competition: Model Fight!