Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Virals

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to sit like that when you're actively carrying Chikungunya. That slick disease Lindsay contracted from snorting crushed up mosquitos while doing her jet ski community service work in French Polynesia over the New Year's holiday. Lohan's lawyers will be in an L.A. courtroom next week arguing that their client really did work hard at her 30 days of ordered community service, even though there's no specific or even non-specific proof. If the judge feels Lohan skipped out, he could choose to order her to appear in court and be scolded several more times and told how real punishment is coming if she doesn't take this fake punishment more seriously. You don't want the scolding. It makes the Chikunyunga nervous.

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