Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 6 days

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail today after admitting to violating her probation, but that will get knocked down to 6 days of actual jail time due to overcrowding. After that she must adhere to a strict timeline for completing her community service (all of which must be served in the county morgue now) or she will receive an additional 270 days in jail. Her schedule looks like this...

...by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  And so on.  Everything must be completed by March 29.

I think we both know there is zero chance of her ever adhering to that schedule. She can't even follow the instructions given to her by a red light, much less a judge.