Lea Michele Sexy Little Swimsuit Butt

Simply remarkable. I cannot stand around with a swimsuit wedgie for more than a minute before I have to dig it out like some Chilean miners after a cave-in. How Lea Michele can tolerate it must mean she has the resolve of Zen Master. Or maybe the reason why she is gripping that rope so tight is because she finds it as irritating as I do, but knows it makes for a good photo.

I bet she would only get half as many Insta-likes if she had the picture taken after having picked the wedgie out. It is a sad reality in this world that beauty correlates with pain, but if it didn’t then anyone could end up being beautiful and where would that leave us? With a bunch of happy, pretty people? No, thanks. I am happy having beautiful people who are miserable because of the constant discomfort, and ugly people who are miserable because of the constant ugliness. I think the Japanese call that “balance”.

Maybe I should start working on my own wedgie tolerance. There is no telling when that type of ability might come in handy. I would hate to lose my opportunity with Mrs. Right just because I have an undefined butt.

Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA