Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Update

So, you remember how a few months back there was all this talk about a Lauren Conrad sex tape? And then that Lauren Conrad sex tape never actually showed up, as they usually tend to do? Well, according to LC's former boyfriend, Jason Wahler, with whom she supposedly made the sex tape, there neevr actually was one, reports E! Online.

As for the infamous sex tape of him and L.C. (a rumor purportedly started by Heidi 'n' Spencer)? "There is no tape, that's the most frustrating thing. They're such lowlifes, they have nothing better to do. I was in rehab when I found out. It was just another frustrating thing. I couldn't have a say--I was on lockdown."

Of course, this is really just another denial from someone who doesn't want his pimply ass all over the Internet, so how true can it be? I'll believe there isn't a sex tape when I see it. And even if there really isn't one, there's always time to make one. And this time we wouldn't have to see that douchebag Wahler, and his aforementioned pimply ass. Maybe a little girl-on-girl Hills action...

Whatever, Lauren Conrad is still really hot, and in lieu of a proper sex tape, here are some more Lauren Conrad bikini pictures from that last set of Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin