Lady Gaga Naked Or Covered Up Is a Perfect Illusion

Like Chicken Little or the proverbial boy who cried wolf, it's damn near impossible to know what to believe when it comes to Lady Gaga. She traffics in playing with our perceptions or making us think that we've seen something when perhaps it was never there, so it's hard to discern if she's nude beneath this white dress or wearing something so sheer and invisible that it merely makes her appear nude.

As a lover of her brand of mind games, I'm always down for an adventure, so long as it involves some Lady Gaga brand sexiness. It's no hassle to sit here and try to figure this one out, but rather a fun quest just waiting to be picked back up again. I can't quite parse this one out, but seeing her big, beautiful booty in that clingy wet white dress makes me not care whether or not she's wearing a thong underneath.

I hope that the day never comes when Lady Gaga just comes right out and tells us what we're seeing in any given picture of her. It'd be like someone circling Waldo in every picture, and there's no fun in that, just like there's no fun in Lady Gaga laying bare the truth.

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