Kylie Jenner Red Hot Lingerie On Social Media

I laugh when people say Kylie Jenner doesn't have a real job. That's like saying she didn't go to a real school. Wait, that part is true. As for a job, while Kylie's various business interests only take up ten minutes a week of her time, and her show taping isn't going on constantly, it's a labor intensive burden to remain relevant daily on social media and digital outlets by flashing your body in various bits of complementary exhibitionist clothing. All that changing and selfie shooting alone is exhausting. I think. I'm wearing the same thing I was two days ago.

Kylie Jenner has a body built for show. Some of it is built, some natural, in either case when she starts getting half naked on social media to keep you interested, she's mightily adept for her age. This is still just a teenager, but precocious in her understanding of how to get and maintain an audience. No lulls on her schedule of sextastic candid showcases. And this show's entirely for free. All she asks if that you dream of doing naughty things with her when the lights are out, or on, if you ordered the platinum package. Kylie, you work hard. People should know it. You deserve a vacation. Thong bikinis please. Enjoy.

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