Kylie Jenner Nipple Barking

If Kim Jong-un got caught taking a leak next to his car outside the football stadium you'd probably be able to put it in context of his larger crimes. Nobody is accused of genocide and public urination in the same damning sentence.

Numerous media outlets are rocked today by Kylie Jenner showing off her nipples on Instagram. Whereas her underaged fucking with a rapper who ditched his baby mama and has shitty credit gets praised as adorable. Are we in the final days of Gomorra? Those were probably pretty good times. Like a bachelor party where Kylie Jenner blows dudes in the bathroom who don't mind being second. You know the guys I'm talking about. You got paid fifteen bucks to pretend this was shocking. Jenner sold $100,000 worth of her inane black lipstick. Who's the dumber whore? 

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