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bill-swift - May 11, 2016
Okay then. Kristen Stewart is back. It's the tenth comeback which for a young woman in her twenties still seems pretty high. Kristen is back in France where she most recently made a film and broke up with her Parisian lesbionic DJ girlfriend. Now she's gone South to Cannes for the Film Festival and rather than show up in some fancy frilly gown not befitting her sexual identity of late, she chose a cropped tight white tee shirt that clung to her lady melons like they were life preservers. They may well be.
Despite choosing flannels and baggy jeans and chain smoked cigarettes of late, Kristen cleans up like few others in Tinsel Town. A little homage to her sextastic girlish side she despises so openly and we suddenly remember why we fell in lust with her while sneaking into Twilight seventeen times. I mean, that wasn't me, obviously. But somebody did. I can see your sweet teats, Kristen.. Can you see what that does to me? Yes, I know men are horrible. That's why I chose them. Enjoy.
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