Kirsten Dunst’s Alleged Alcohol Abuse

Disclaimer: I'm not making any assertions or accusation. I'm just reporting on what other people are reporting on what other people are allegeding. Good, now my ass should be suficiently protected from a libel law suit.

Page Six and I Don't Like You In That Way are saying that Kirsten Dunst has been seriously on the sauce for the past while. In fact, the Elizabethtown star may have even confirmed the rumours recently on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

I stock up on Veuve Cliquot champagne. I buy it from Costco - cheap there I have lots of alcohol and no food in my fridge... maybe in a few months you will see me in a rehab clinic.