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BIKINI
Lex Jurgen - November 14, 2015
As a seventeen year old Kim Zolciak banged a forty-five year old police sergeant interviewing her as part of an investigation. She has a nursing degree her nursing college can't seem to corroborate. She's made six kids by different men, one of whom went to jail for molesting underaged girls. She married a football player to earn her a Real Housewives gig and she just had a stroke at 37 that may or may not be related to the crossroads of mother's little helpers and eating disorders. All boxes checked for modern reality TV star. All but one. Teen daughters in bikinis in selfies. Don't fall into the same trap as your mother, girls. Just kidding, way too late. This is your America.
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