Kim Kardashian’s Booty In A Pink Outfit Leaving Paris

Oh, Kim Kardashian. Every day I get up, make some coffee, and wonder what new and wonderful ways you'll find to show off those incredible assets of yours. Today she didn't disappoint. She was spotted in Paris wearing a wonderfully sexy/weird outfit. It was a pink crop top shirt and pants combo with holes cut in it. The outfit is, like all of her stuff, really tight. The result is that her legendary boobage looks incredible. You can peek some lovely cleav bits through the holes. But, as always, it was that amazing Kardashian booty that stole the show. Is there a more splendid booty on God's green Earth? If there is I would like to meet that butt and shake its figurative hand.

Kim needs to come back to America already. The French have had her forever and our hot booty quotient is dangerously low. It is our patriotic duty to honor Kim's butt, one of America's treasures.