Kim Kardashian Massive Booty Distracts Even New York’s Finest

Hey, you've got to look, right? There's no such thing as on-duty when an arse the size of Kim Kardashianwalks past. To protect and serve and to ogle. Kim's mighty dumper, let alone her cleavy front side, seemed to capture the attention of at least one New York City cop who I'm quite sure is going to receive some good spirited ribbing from his fellow officers this morning. But who can blame a man for merely following the laws of gravitational forces. You have no choice but to crank the eyeballs toward such a ridiculously round foreign object.

Kim Kardashian is many things, not all of them super fine and pleasant, but she is most of all, an attraction. Nobody passes a roller coaster without checking it out. Kim is the human roller coaster with curves you never thought imaginable. Enjoy.