Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that's why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well.

Media Take Out says...

(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!!
"Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn't want anything serious, but Kim really likes him."
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT.
"Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do."

So this is all just rumor but one thing for sure is that she's in love with him. Look at that body language. She's touching her hair, her legs are apart, she's leaning forward and, most telling of all, she's laughing at his jokes. We both know that mother fuckers not funny, so if Kim is laughing it's because she wants him to hit that. I've actually been inside girls who don't send out this many positive signs.