Kim Kardashian Flaunts Her Hourglass Shape for Cash Money at Midori Event in Miami

Don't forget to tip your waitress, but unless you've got a $100,000 bill to spare, don't bother trying to stick it anywhere near Kim Kardashianor her security guards will beat your ass. You need to pay to play in her cornfield.

One of the world's highest paid pieces o'meat, Kim Kardashian took her admittedly smoking hot curves to South Beach over the weekend to get ogled for money at a Midoro promotional event. And I guess the folks at Midori got what they paid for, as Kim donned her form fitting dress, flashing the boobtastic-asstastic combo that has won her the male-hearts of so many rappers and athletes, and earned big time for her family.

We so do imagine teaching Kim the Quiet Game whilst in bed. Enjoy.