Kim Is Going to Be A Big Ole Fattie, But She Ain’t There Yet, So Let’s Enjoy

It's genetic destiny. Every bit as powerful as her innate desire for public attention, fanfare, celebrity cock, and money. Someday, Kim Kardashian is going to be a BBW. There's not enough amphetamine-laced diet powder in the Kardashian compound pantry to thwart that inevitability.

But, in the interim, between now and fat jeans, there's still a window of opportunity for booty-lovers and people who have no trouble looking past character flaws on a woman so long as they can get into her pants (we call these people -- all men) to visually delight in the outrageous curves on the body of this not actress, not dancer, not entertainer, not singer, not creative individual who isn't leaving the spotlight until there's nobody left on this planet who will still stare at her tits. And that person might just be me. Or you. Enjoy.

Remember to check out Kim Kardashian in her bunny birthday suit on PlayboyPlus.