Kim Hates Her Huge Backside

Kim is allegedly uncomfortable with her rump. Me too. I can’t fathom what would trigger such an epiphany? Maybe she grew tired of her excess tush touching the floor every time she parked it on a normal toilet not designed with wide loads in mind. Maybe she’s sick of stretching out every new pair of pants that she purchases. I would believe that there’s only so many times a lady’s rear end implants are allowed to shift and slink low enough to handshake the back of her kneecaps before she starts to complain.

Kim Kardashian West maintains she’s not a fan of one of her most famous assets.

On Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the star, 37, got real about how she feels about her “huge” backside — and as it turns out, she’s no longer into it.

"I cry about it on the daily,” she tells her family.

Clearly she’s seeking attention. If only Kim could give up the act the same way her husband gave up on black people when he met her. If she genuinely hates her ass that much, get rid of it. And by get rid of it I mean throw the entire Kim Kardashian away and start over. If someone made a life-size replica silicon doll in her image whose only purpose was also to be a semen depository, stay quiet and take a few pictures, I bet no one would even notice that the original Kim K was shipped in a waste bin to China.

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