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brian-mcgee - June 12, 2018
Canadian cutie Khloe Terae has a lot to be happy about. The sun is shining, she's got her new workout togs on, and best of all, she doesn't have to pretend to be Canadian because she already is Canadian.
Remember during the George W. Bush administration when Americans would tell people they were Canadian when traveling overseas? I get the feeling those days are coming back again, only this time, we're all gonna pretend to be Canadian in our daily lives.
It's not enough to simply be Canadian when overseas anymore. Now we've got to pretend to be Canadian at all times, something that Khloe Terae might be able to give us lessons in: How to say "eh" at the end of sentences, the many uses for maple syrup, and what the christ is going on in a game of curling.
I hope that Khloe can serve as a shining example of what it means to be Canadian, and furthermore, I hope that she can serve as a great standard bearer for our neighbors to the north. Hell, if being Canadian means we get to claim Khloe for our own, just call me a Luc Robitaille and Guy Lafleur loving Canadian crackpot! Anyone up for some Tim Hortons?
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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