Khloe Kardashian Bagged Another Lamar

You assume people around Tristan Thompson have brought up the track record of black athletes hooking up with Kardashian women. This can't be Thompson's first pro style pussy. Some people cut in line for the Jonestown juice. If as being reported, Thompson's planning on marrying Khloe Kardashian, he's too far gone to be saved. 

Word around the Kardashian camp is that Khloe's in love and can't wait for Thompson to make an honest woman out of her. Like Pretty Woman, but where Hazmat is called in to drain the bubble bath. The KUWTK romantic public relations leaks are a sign that Thompson's NBA contract has been net present valued and he's willing to waive a prenup. Also, Kris Jenner and producers have outlined two seasons for him on the show. That first one where everybody tells the PDA couple to get a room. And the second season where the family consoles Khloe because Tristan's missed three straight Cavaliers games and was last seen shooting crack into his rectal cavity with a pack of Hmong hookers.

If can't stand the suspense, read the last page of the script and scan for "vegetative state'. The lucky ones just get dead.

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