Kendall Jenner Named “Fashion Icon Of The Decade” Really

Kendall Jenner splurged on a fake award to be presented during New York Fashion Week. Daily Front Row's 2017 Fashion Media Awards "chose" Jenner as the Fashion Icon Of The Decade. In related news, Yolanda Hadid just dumped a box of ticks over her daughters' heads before lighting them on fire. Jenner made herself comfortable in Anna Wintour's vagina back in 2016 to nab a quasi-cover of Vogue (which was only shipped to Los Angeles and New York City) and since then has enjoyed convincing people that she belongs on something besides Old Navy Outlet bathroom signs. 

Anyone who still believes that awards aren't purchased with money or sexual favors is adorable and has the world view of Strawberry Shortcake. In case you need convincing, Ashley Graham will be hosting the ceremony. I don't want to know what unholy things she did to nab the gig. Lena Dunham's The Lenny Letters - the website that asks "What would Hello Giggles read like if it was written by an angry tampon?" was announced as the winner of Best Digital Destination. The luxury goods market has never looked so woke. I'm sure the four-year-old Guadalajaran children crafting Fall's boldest new looks are thrilled to be a part of the magic. 

Jenner's bazillion loyal bot Instagram followers can't hurt her odds of garnering praise from award shows with zero name recognition. Symbiotic relationship. If we ever start the WWTDD Skank Awards you better believe we'll be in contact with Jenner. With our sure-fire backup being Bella Thorne, obviously. 

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