Kendall Jenner Has Big Plans

According to RadarOnline with an accuracy rating circling Pravda, Kendall and Kylie Jenner formed a Grinchy idea to ditch the Keeping Up With the Kardashians show and start their own young tits-based empire. Somebody's been whispering in their ear about how their half sisters are aging, mom is stealing their money and they ought stake their own reality claim like Vagina Dad. There's not a whore on this planet who doesn't get tempted at some point to break out from under the yoke of her pimp. It rarely goes down well. Would Kris Jenner shank one or both of her own girls in the yard? Kylie and Kendall Jenner are worth a small fortune. But you can't cash checks when you have no thumbs.

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