Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, And All The Hotties At The Magnum Beach Party

The only thing better than being at the beach is throwing a party at the beach. Life always feels complete when there’s some sand nearby, a cool breeze, and a bash to attend. I had no idea that ice cream brands knew how to throw a shindig. Every woman they invited was sweeter than a chocolate dipped popsicle stick. I’d personally like to thank Magnum for making sure all of the hot ladies that I love to look at were treated well while in attendance. Heck, I may open up my own ice cream store if that’s all it takes to get Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin to show up.

I think I’ve had an epiphany. After seriously studying everything, I have come to the conclusion that I truly understand what the meaning of life is about. It’s about enjoying warm weather by the shore while in the presence of hot ladies eating cold ice cream. If you stop and think about it, can there be anything else in life to make a man happier than that? Didn’t think so. I have to make sure I never miss an event like this again or I'll end up feeling unfulfilled.

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