Kelly Brook’s Ample Cleavage Spilling Out Of Her Lacy White Bikini

Here is another woman wearing white at a beach. I simply do not understand it. Does her ass never touch the sand? Because if it did then it surely would not have stayed white for long. And having a brown stain on your bikini bottom is one of the top two worst colored stains one could have. And I am only referring to the sand. This does not even take into account the water. Who knows what is floating around in there.

The swimsuit could go in white and come out looking like it has been tie-dyed with sewage. Although, that could be rather useful. It would be like a canary in a coal mine. That swimsuit could provide a nice litmus test for the quality of the water that she is swimming in.

Personally, I would rather stay ignorant to it all. I enjoy swimming too much to worry about what I am swimming in. Any carcinogens that may be in there are for my doctor to worry about later. I am only looking to have some fun on my day off. If I wanted to be a Marine Biologist I would have stayed in school passed the eighth grade.

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