Kelly Brook Busty Bodacious Boobnes Grainy But In Your Face Goodness

I don't care how poor the conditions or how great the distance, I can spot Kelly Brook and her mams a'plenty from halfway across the globe with my naked eye. I'd prefer being close up and Kelly being naked, but you get what you get and you don't complain. My mom taught me that. Granted, she didn't look like Kelly Brook, bless her heart. Though in my dreams Kelly Brook does do some serious nurturing work with me while I'm in a onesie.

Kelly Brook was out at a party for the Celebrity Big Brother House something or other. Her boyfriend Muscle Head is in the House I think. I'm sure it's a nice consolation to be kicked out of the stupid reality show house to find Kelly Brook and her massive yams of gold waiting for you in a tight sweater. Lucky bastard. Those are my nursing teats! Enjoy.