Katy Perry Jumps Rope and Lights Up With Electronics and Sparkly Good Looks Down Under

Katy Cocktease may be a, well, cocktease, but she most definitely knows how to put on a show. When I survey the tween girls who comprise the largest segment of her audience, they all say she's the number one live performer. There's something to be said for musical artists who give you your money's worth in concert, even if you don't appreciate their pop ditties as much as a seventh grade girl might. Having said that, I think we all must also agree that it's high time Katy flash those million dollar yams for us adult oglers in her fan base.

Katy had quite the showing and screaming fans down under over the weekend in Melbourne where she's doing her electric Cocktease thing on stage with an illuminating costume that I'm sure isn't meant to light the path to her lady goodies, though that's exactly how a naughty boy like myself sees it. Horny truly is in the eye of the beholder. Katy, you're a doll. It's time to see what's under the costumes. I promise not to share the views with anymore than a a couple dozen million people waiting desperately to see the same. Enjoy.