Katy Cocktease Steals the Arthur Red Carpet

Like the rest of the world, I haven't seen the remake of Arthur. In general, I'm kind of hard on remakes of things I once enjoyed just fine. When you try to re-package it with a Russell Brand face, well, how many levels of intoxication must you be to want to see that preening mug for two hours straight. However, when check-out-my-tatas-but-not-too-much-cause-I'm-shy Katy Cocktease rolls around in a form fitting, low-cut gown, now that's something worth ogling. I don't get the comedy stylings of Russell Brand.

I don't understand why people with the power to make great movies decide to spend a year remaking a movie that was already quite good. But I do understand boobs. And Katy Cocktease, well, I'd like to reboot hers if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.