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bill-swift - October 10, 2014
You do know I've admitted I walked right past Kate Uptonon a trip to New York without recognizing her until it was too late. To this date, it's one of my greatest life shames, and I do have so many. I really do think had I stopped to talk to her I would have been the guy in all her hacked photos having a good time with Kate instead of stupid Justin Verlander. I mean, if I had seen those photos, which I'm not saying because I'm too handsome for prison.
Kate Upton took to the streets of Manhattan in a sheer top, showing off the bra required to keep her pleasure puppies in check when not on bedroom selfies duty. Kate is just one exquisitely hot woman who allures in clothes or no clothes, though I pray and light candles constantly for more of the latter. Having seen Kate nekkid only heightens my respect for the woman in all things bodily art related. Also, yes, I would hire her to be my chief rocket scientist if I had a real job and she was a rocket scientist. I might make the lab smocks a little more sexy, but that's about the only difference. Kate, I so will respect you in the morning. Call me. Let's fondle each other until we get arrested, or I do. Enjoy.
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