Kate Upton and Maria Menounous Headline the Weekend’s Hotter Football Game

The DirecTV Beach Bowl has become an annul Super Bowl weekend tradition now, and any tradition that involves gathering up a half-dozen or so super sporty hotties to play flag football in the sand, well, call me a traditionalist because it's one of my favorite times of the entire Super Bowl weekend.

This lists cast of sextastic players included the bouncy flouncy Kate Upton, uber-Grecian hottie Maria Menounos, vastly underappreciated brunette deliciosa, Nina Dobrev, and out hottie Eurasian model friend, Chrissy Teigen, forming a scrum very close to the see-ball, fondle-ball sporting games of my nightly fantasies. Hot chicks playing sports, there may never be a more passion-inducing combination. Enjoy.