Kate Upton Popping Out of Her Dress

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A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Oct 17, 2017 at 5:51am PDT

 I have seen my fair share of bed comforters in my life and that is why I feel comfortable making the accusation that she is wearing one here. It is everything from the puffiness of it to the weird print. The seamstress might have been able to dress it up nicely by draping it over a world class rack, but I know the truth. I think this is one of those subliminal messages in the media that I am always hearing about. Seeing Kate Upton wrapped up in a bed sheet oozes eroticism and nothing sells better than sex. What that sex is trying to sell I am not clear on, so maybe it is not the most efficient form of coercion. Maybe they are trying to sell bed sheets. I hear in this economy the bedding industry took quite a hit. Those execs over at Bed Bath and Beyond are probably funneling cash into all sorts of guerrilla marketing campaigns. I should have grown suspicious when I saw the local car dealer was giving out free pillows with every purchase.

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