Kate Middleton Simply Red Hot Royalty

I suppose during this season of thanks my mind turns toward the sextastic women I'm most thankful for. Kate Middleton. Not just because she may or may not be my baby mama. Though that plays a part. But for being the best damn looking regal beagle in the past five hundred years in the nation of England. That's not just a thing, that's a big thing, for everybody involved.

Though pregnant again with somebody's child I can't legally mention, Kate is still slender and getting around the country looking fine and proper and cutting ribbons and patting kids on the head and stuff. She does it like no other. Or, at least, the boys are probably happy to receive her pats versus the stale coffee smelling frightening creatures that used to come before. Kate Middleton has no equals in her circle. She's a groundbreaker, an actual hottie reproducing in Windsor House midsts. It's a big deal. I hope our next one is a little daughter. Oops. I've said to much. Enjoy.