Kara Del Toro Parties At Delilah Nightclub

 I doubt I ever look like I am having as much fun when I go out as Kara Del Toro looks here. You can tell her friends did not have to drag her out of her apartment by the shape that her mouth makes. I think doctors call it a smile.

Given that I was raised by chimpanzees I learned to never smile unless I wanted to fight due to chimps seeing it as hostile. Smiling at a chimp is the equivalent of making fun of their mother, or scuffing up their Jordan’s.

As acclimated as I have become to human civilization I still have to fight back the threatening feeling that Kara gives me. If I was in the same club as her I would have no choice but to accept her challenge to a dance battle. How else could I hope to retain my position as alpha of the dance floor? There are some moves that even the most devout club rat cannot compete with, like turning into King Kong on the dance floor and beating them with their own limbs. It’s a little excessive, but really hard for them to come back with anything.

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