Kanye West is not dating Kate Upton

Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted on his hotel balcony in Cannes kissing an unknown blond girl (pics here and here). I mean, I'm sure he knows who she was, but no one else did.

So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton (seen here in Beach Bunny's 2011 bridal bikini collection. Because bridal bikinis are apparently a thing that exists now). Luckily, Kate went on her twitter not once but twice to clear things up.

"Hey I said I wasnt in Cannes come on that girl doesn't even look like me... I'm not with kanye."

I just realized I wrote "luckily" before explaining that Kate wasn't kissing a black guy. But don't worry, I only phrased it that way because I'm astoundingly racist.

(image source = beach bunny swimwear and bauer griffin)