Kaia Gerber Puppy Love!

Kaia Gerber is giving you all a great opportunity to make a PUPPIES pun like this was an early 2000s celebrity blog, which I guess it kind of is, a simpler time when we could just take something out of an image, whether it was an adorable puppy like this or some produce, mainly melons that the girl in question is shopping for and make it a boob reference.

That kind of post doesn't work anymore, so instead we must discussed how an empowered up and coming "model" with a mom-ager stage parent who probably counts her macros and calories so hard to make sure she doesn't get fat, who needs My Fitness Pal when you've got a mom like Cindy Crawford who sees the talent she's created as a capable person to get in on some of that model action the Jenner's and the Hadids are getting, and thank god for that because she could have just as easily become a DOCTOR or scientist and who needs more of those, when you can just drop out of school knowing that even this model thing fails you'll be inheriting the family fortune!

Not that the model thing will fail, Kaia Gerber is a serious babe and I'm all for these fun selfies.