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bill-swift - November 17, 2015
The entire point of these jungle island reality shows is to show the hotter female cast members in bikinis doing survival things and complaining and ultimately showering. I respect that silly 'I'm a Celebrity' craptastic television for cutting right to the chase with Britty sweet chest Jorgie Porter headed right into the shower in a white bikini. As most girls do shower in their bikinis with fresh lipstick, this seemed entirely naturally and just like the real world. At least we got seven cameras of angles with which to see, try setting that up in a shower without being noticed sometime.
Jorgie was recently honored by FHM for being an alluring blonde English thespianic and model and rightfully was whisked off to some Polynesian island with TV trailers to brave bugs and snakes and temperatures unfamiliar to your London girls. Jorgie, stick with the white bikinis and somebody will get you out of there shortly. It is just a ten minute walk to the food and beverage trailer. Meet me by the Coconut Water cart and we'll plan your escape. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Australia ITV Granada
You can't spell fun without Jorgie Porter bent over in roller skates...
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